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Posts tagged: holidays

How New Vegans RUIN The New Year | Veganuary FAILS

Nothing RUINS the New Year like New Vegans! Just leave it to “Veganuary” to bring out a spectacular display of New Vegan FAILS. Why do people go back to eating…

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Hey President! Here’s How You REALLY Pardon A Turkey

Every year, the President of the United States pardons two turkeys from being slaughtered for Thanksgiving.[1] But what most people don’t realize about this supposedly lighthearted tradition is that the…

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How Vegans RUIN Halloween!

Nothing SLAUGHTERS holiday fun like VEGANS. Witness their TERRIFYING buzzKILL powers! See if you can make it all the way through this gruesome catalogue of vegan horrors! It’s more corny…

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Celebrate Freedom Like A Real American Hypocrite!

Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate freedom like a real American. [tweet this] So pay attention! Or don’t. It’s a free country.   [That was lesson number one.]…

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Vegan Christmas Guide: Recipes, Poetry, Parodies & More!

Welcome to the Bite Size guide to Christmas! Get ready for some holiday guidance, poetry, and general awesomeness of the vegan variety. It’s a Christmas miracle. [tweet this] [Okay I…

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